“No we’re not having pizza tonight. Daddy just got back from a business trip, and tonight’s his night to pick what we eat and what we do.
What?! Why? Why is there a Daddy night? Why isn’t there a day about me?! When’s my night? When is kids night!?
Um, yeah. Every night is kids’ night. Every. Single. Night.”
(Sighs. Uncorks wine bottle…)