Fact: It takes approximately 22 minutes to wrestle a kid into a snowsuit to play outside on a snow day.
Once outside, it will take exactly three and a half minutes for them to announce they have to go to the bathroom.
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Note to future self: Remind my kids of this when they are teenagers and want me to do stuff for them. I will not be able to, as I will be so verrrry old.
I know my kid learned about Presidents’ Day at preschool. I also know in my 4 year-old’s mind I am old as dirt already. Proof?
Her: Do you know Abraham Lincoln?
Me: Sure. He was one of the presidents of the United States.
Her: No! Do you know him, know him?!
Me: No, honey. He lived over a hundred years ago.
Her: Well, Mommy, you are verrrry old. You must know him.
Me: (Indistinctly mutters to self. Pours second cup of coffee.)
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